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Check, check, Felicity Bravo, do we have the all set?
...
Saying again, CHECK, CHECK, do we have an ALL SET?
" This is Centurion Harmon Radcliffe, of Cohort 101 heading out. I, err, would like to apologize for the wait that I've caused..."
Oh, don't worry about it. You didn't really cause any wait at all. everyone else left a long time ago.
" Wha- Really?"
Yeah. What, did'ya think they were all just going to stop and wait because some noobie had his head up his ass? Nah, at this point AIM's probably already looong gone, buddy.
" Damn, no time for talk then! I'll be off! Umm, do beware, I accidentally spilled my coffee in my haste to leave, it's all over the place in the bunks."
Oh, of F*CKING course, you did... god, they leave one guy here in charge of HQ, you know! ONE GUY! Do you know what that means?
" Ehrm... We... all really want to fight the bad guys?"
NO, you IDIOT, it means I'M going to have to be the one to CLEAN THAT SHIT UP!
"Ah."
*Sigh*
"Well, uhh..."
What?
" I...I should probably get going. But, you should know that I am indeed sorry for creating unnecessary work for you. It was a mistake, and for that, I am sorry."
Well... ok. It's no problem. But, be more careful in the future. Oh, and you should probably be leaving right now. We're just wasting more time, at this point.
"Agreed. Talk to you on my return."
~~~BzzZZzzZZzTtTTtttT~~~
Huh. I guess the kid wasn't so bad of a guy after all. Interesting.
Welp, now to go clean up that Coffee I guess, and then, well...
I guess since i've got the whole place to myself for A while I can "technically" do something a little different...
maybe a nap wouldn't hurt?
yeah, that sounds good, a nice, long, refre...
...
...-shing....
SON OF A BITCH SPILT' COFFEE ON MA' BED
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, YOU HEAR?
DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
credits
from
Worldbent_Album__2,
released September 18, 2016
Art by ... well, nobody, as of now. I guess Garrett "The Dunkateer" Bogle typed it, so blame him.
Song by Yunomi
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